exiled from the getalong gang – open mike eagle текст песни

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the door is unlocked. who was here? (what?)

[verse 1: mc paul barman]
you boys are a waste of my resources
pray, what’s the recourse if you betray where the tree forts is
you broke 3/4ths of the rule, close to the entire thing
i’m about to tie you up with a fiber string from our tire swing
you let a girl see the girls i drew
tore down the whole free world i knew
so walk on by if you see me at the candy store
i’ll be stiff like a statue by henry moore
i’ll see you in school, but never on weekends
i’m changing the handshake gesture sequence
so you’ll never get through the club entry door
you’re not a sunbeam warrior anymore!

press 1 if you are satisfied with the message and want to send it
i don’t wanna end it, i’m repentant
press 2 if you want to mark it as urgent
it all comes out in the wash, but i forgot the detergent
press 3 if you want to erase it and re-record it
d-mn straight i do, wait, i pressed 2

[verse 2: open mike eagle]
to listen to your messages press 1
yo, i heard paul’s mad and you’re about to catch one
i saw him on the quad cussing like a park person
next message marked urgent

well, ain’t this a fine howdy-do
although i must admit i am kinda proud of you
when you were mad in the past you were [?] to let it p-ss and acted all p-ssive-aggresive
but since we’re all being bold
i can admit to breaking all three codes
i thought we needed a new recruit and julie’s cute, smart and sweeter than juicy fruit
i mean it’s a really good drawing, son
the girl looked so nice that it made me wanna talk to one
our network’s belkin router
i know my way well around it
and we both know which one of us can yell the loudest
i snack to give from you’re not gonna [?] doubt it
and i was just about to tell you how she felt about it
if it’s a question of me messing up the breakfast club
heck, me and julie can just go start a separate one
i mean it’s just for fun, so i can take her arm
and the miraculous rap forest can be safe from harm
you know where i stand, we should be all-good
the rumor that i told her they were mine is a falsehood

[verse 3: mc paul barman]
well, well, how neatly planned

[open mike eagle]
gotta believe me, man

[mc paul barman]
press 3 to delete *beep*
d-mn, he’s this close to completely banned
okay people, keep it cool
our friend mike’s in deep doo-doo
he thinks he no longer needs you just cause he’s no longer prep-b-scent
well, i’m the amb-ssador for whatever anyone’s asking for
i don’t believe he said that he drew those pictures and not that he called me a cheap jew
we have a word for this in hebrew: “kẖalashmashkẖalashmezash”
he wears his hat at a jaunty angle
but i know his laundry’s tangled
so much for mr. gq
we’re down to an elite few
i can’t sleep through the night, i thought: “me too” eating a fresh piece of tree fruit

- open mike eagle текст песни