1-800 skit – tha god fahim текст песни

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[skit: sample & tha god fahim]
we interrupt our program to bring you this important message

(aha) hey folks, i’m tha god fahim
and if you were hurt in a car accident, work accident
or you just bust your ass in a accident, i’m the one you should call
you might be able to get paid (one phone call, that’s all)
so, for my services, call 1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker
it’s always a motherf*cker to be sued, that’s right

yeah! god fahim! that’s my motherf*ckin’ boy! (that’s right)
that n*gga got me paid than a motherf*cker
(1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker! 1*800)
sh*t, i ain’t even break a finger, y’nam’sayn?
(1*800, 1*800)
just a little minor fracture, broke a little piеce of my fingernail
n*gga, i got $150,000! god d*mn, man, i love you, man
(1*800, 1*800)
that’s my motherf*ckin’ boy

yeah, tha god fahim, that’s my bro, man
like, i totally tripped over a skate—a surfboard, at the beach, man
(1*800, 1*800, 1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker)
and i literally got sixty racks for it, man, sixty grand
(1*800, 1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker)
yeah, i’m gonna buy me an expensive b*tch
salute to tha god fahim for his awesomeness
(1*800, 1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker)
so if you were in an accident, hit me up
i mean, it’s a accident, it’s somebody’s fault
i mean, these things don’t just happen, i mean godd*mn
and you don’t want no lawyer all up in your pocket
studyin’ the case, all up in your business, n*gga want like 80%
come to me, i want ’bout 60
nah, make that 65
nah, f*ck it, 70, that’s cool (hustle!)
y’nam’sayn? it’ll be good
(1*800, 1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker! 1*800)

yeah, n*gga
so if you done busted your ass, or you think you bust your ass
tha god fahim got you, tha god fahim attorney’s offices, n*gga
(1*800, 1*800)
hit them up, y’nam’sayn? 1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker
there’s always a motherf*cker to be sued
good day, gentlemen

sue that motherf*cker twice ♪
and we’re out, hit us up, 1*800*sue*a*motherf*cker
it’s always a motherf*cker that need to be sued
accidents don’t happen by itself!

- tha god fahim текст песни